Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Heather on Holiday

Frequent commenter Heather visited over the weekend and experienced the bounty and beef of Kansas. We had some laughs, much like we did a year or so ago when she sent an e-mail about salsa:
I bought a jar of Chi-chi's salsa. On the lid it says "Even when you are not hungry". Yes...eat salsa when you are not hungry and get fat because what do you eat salsa with...chips.
I surmised that Chi-chi's marketing strategy could easily be applied to other products with great success. Think about the possibilities!

"Condoms, even when you're not having sex"

"Treadmills, even when you are not conscious"

5 comments:

Floyd said...

Caskets, even when you're still alive?

Glasses, even if you're blind?

Anonymous said...

Hair gel. Even when you are bald.
Peanuts. Even when you are deathly allergic.
Bacon. Even when you are vegetarian.
Hall and Oates. Even when you are not a Maneater.

Heather

Gav said...

Toothpaste, even without a brush.

Porn, even if you have no arms.

Bob said...

Paper bag. Even when she's beautiful.

Floyd said...

Feeding tube. Even if you're not in a persistant vegetative state.

What, too soon?