This year's March Madness has been overrun with Cialis commercials. After my 3,000th viewing, it struck me - while Viagra and Cialis are good for those with erectile dysfunction, most Americans don't need these drugs. Most of us actually need the OPPOSITE of Cialis: America needs an over-the-counter anti-boner pill. Got a long flight? Take one! Hernia checkup? Take one! Job interview? Take one! Headed to your daughter's high school volleyball game?* Take two!
*Example credited to the roommate. Other examples? Post a comment!
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Going swimming with a. your girlfriend's little sister; b. your best friend's hot mom; c. your attractive, slutty, slutty cousin.
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