Monday, March 14, 2005

Keywords to my Heart

Here's the latest list of referrals to Tornado Slide. Please note I have stopped keeping track of the number of times people search for pictures of Ashlee Simpson's buttcrack and the Hardee's bullriding girl - those searches will not be included in future round-ups.

The most interesting/puzzling searches are in bold:

tornado explain (Yahoo Video)
scarlett johansen pictures (Yahoo)
motley crue concert review (Technorati)
"c'mon hide your lovers underneath the covers" (Google) (only hit!)
Ben Folds lyrics "Bitches Ain't Shit" (Google)
sexy hardee's commercials, video downloads (Google)
"serial killer" (Technorati)
topeka tornado basketball (Yahoo)
Sexhouse (MSN)
ben folds ho's and tricks (Google)
tornado chaser girl (Yahoo)
Sexwhore (Yahoo)
ben folds "bitches ain't shit" (Google)
Sextogo (MSN)
elisha cuthbert+reader's digest (Yahoo)
btk kiley (MSN)
"in the air tonight" nonpoint download (Yahoo)
Sextogo (AOL)
Sexfarm (AOL Germany)
"lonely people" +"think it's kind of" lyrics (Google)
Jimm (Blogpulse)
parked "make out" Cutlass (Yahoo)
"zach braff is hot" (Google)
dennis rader gap teeth (Yahoo)
modest mouse setlist, february 25 (Yahoo)
silverback gorilla v grizzly bear who would win. (Yahoo UK)
Lisa Hannigan (Google UK)
Ben Folds Album release 9/11/01 (Google)
harmon leon (Yahoo)
mp3 "in the air tonight" nonpoint (Google)
winona rider valium (Google)
pictures of ashlee simpson's butt crack (Yahoo)
meth mites pictures (Google)
Carl's jr bullriding (Google)
Tittyfuckin (Google)
Ashlee Simpson butt crack pictures (Blogpulse)
anal OR ass deep sigmoid dildo OR toy OR fist (Google)
Bruce Affleck Crohn's Disease (Google)
"bull riding" commercial Carl's (Google)
"bullride" photos 2005 (Google)
bb king commercials diabetes +kid (Google)
crank bug pictures meth (AOL)
KU calendar (Technorati)
ali 93x hot chick of the day (Google)
tittyfuckin (MSN)
bridge over troubled water lyrics LSD (Google)

Oh, and if you're curious about a link between acid and the Simon and Garfunkel hit, you can check out the lyrics. If you find them to be AT ALL psychedelic, let me know.

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